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the sales

I popped into Urban Outfitters-nothing I wanted was reduced,thenI went into Topshop which was manic,I didnt see anything in the sale I liked,but I have seen this cardigan online, but its sold out-I wanted it when I saw it irl but thought at the time that £50 was a bit steep for a TS cardi!!Aah,I want it even more now,I am imagining it making me look like this

and this!!!


Miss S had some lovely full price stuff,I saw a cute 70's style dress I liked,and I'd attach a pic if I could work out how to send a sms to my email!!I NEED a sale bargain though!!

gorgeous hair

Lindsay Lohan,I love her hair like this.

I love monkeys!

colleagues,

I could have killed one of mine today,he really did my head in!!I havent worked with him long,but my god he is annoying-he just talks and talks about boring stories that go nowhere and are all about him-he is one of those people who ask you a question but don't give you time to answer before they are telling their own anecdote!

We met at 7am to do some enquiries/observations and straight off he was getting his facts wrong telling me why something needed to be done (I bloody know already) and generally talking to me like I was a retarded 5 year old.Then he was getting in my way whilst I was looking out for my suspect-correct me if I'm wrong,but I need to see the person to arrest them you KNOB!!!

I had hours of this,then I get back to the office and had to listen to EXTREMELY LOUD WOMAN shouting across the office,if I was in charge I'd tell her to pipe down and shut up,but I need to be on my best behaviour for the time being,but I was really near tearing my hair out today.

I have a low tolerance threshold obviously.Oh,and btw,stop bloody calling me WPC,it pisses me off!!!

Marc Jacobs 'Stam'

the more I look at this bag,the more I like it.I saw a girl carrying a brown version the other day,which was lovely and I havent yet gone off this so I may have to have one!Not the real thing ofcourse,but I am sure I can get a decent lookalike from one of 'the' bag sellers,what colour though,I do like the black,but I also am really taken with this colour.

I don't know what she's smiling about....

looking like that is a disgrace!!

my love affair with........

Primarni is well known,so today was my day for my monthly shop and I came back with the following;


a black pinstripe suit-£20,really not bad at all seeing as most suits make me look like a sack of spuds,this will be fab for court!

just realised that the jacket came up as £5,so the suit was £13!

grey tailored trousers £10-lovely fit.

black balloony sleeve top £5 looks much better on and doesnt hang off my boobs!

yellow vintage look t-shirt £3

purple stripe top with scarf £4 or £5

white seamless vest £3,these are so good,I have one in black too.

black thermal style vest £2

tawny blusher £1

black eyeliner with sharpener £1,not sure I can wear black,but its worth a try,I want to do rock chick eyes!

leopard ballet flats £6 for when my others bite the dust!

black and white snakeskin ballet flats £6

4 pairs of knickers,the nice ones too.

the rules of MY blog

if you feel the need to post something nasty,dont be such a wuss and post your id or your name,rather than doing it anonymously,either that or fuck off and don't read it!

I am very bad

I went out last night and got slaughtered,and ended up snogging a friend of mine with whom I have always had a flirty friendship,I feel bad cos he's got a partner and kids but I can't behave myself when I've had a drink or 2 and there is chemistry there.I have got a few male friends,and luckily most of them are gay so its no issue,but I think I only have a couple of male friends with whom nothing has ever happened,like Carrie Bradshaw says in SATC,'can men and women ever be just friends?' maybe not I think,the attraction is sometimes part of what makes you both get on in the first place .

I paid for it last night though,I was so drunk I nearly fell asleep on the train,then walked home and woke up to be sick in the middle of the night!!

Classy eh?Still,I wore my Warehouse leopard dress for the first time and it looked good,managed not to wreck it either.

life isn't all ha ha hee hee...

but sometimes it is!!(btw I am reading that book atm hence title)Last night I found out something about someone who had done the dirty on me a few months ago,major gossip type stuff,and I have been smirking all day about.What goes around comes around!ha ha.

look at these heavenly shoes.......

from Jigsaw,£198!!!HOW MUCH!!?Still,I have the tights already.

David Gest

who would have thought this weirdo would be so funny?I thought he was hilarious,and entertaining,I initially had him down to be annoying everyone and then strop off the show after a few days!

my beloved car.......

now has a dent in the rear door thanks to some wanker who has obviously banged into it,the bastardos!!!I think it is most likely to have been a removal van that was parked right up the arse of my baby the other day,cos I haven't driven it for a world record of a week!I wish I had off street parking,cos although my car is old,it was dent/scratch free when I got it,now it bears allsorts of scars,some of which have been made by me admittedly,I swear I will kill any bastard that goes near my car if I see them!rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!




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