Right,blatantly stealing this idea ......

from a forum I post in,but I thought it was fun and interesting,although I couldnt stick to the rules!!
What 3 words would you use to describe yourself,what would others describe you as???


I chose;
stubborn
loyal
sensitive
funny
self-concious
moralistic
practical
creative

I have been told by others I am;


sensitive
bossy
hard faced !
loyal
feisty
hard working....er I can't think of anymore atm-I'm not sure if I sound nice or not!!

I had a dream....

last night that I was giving birth!!!It started off with me in my usual work situation doing some worky type thing,then I was in bed and my Mom was there as I was going into labour,then she went out of the room and I started getting contractions,at first I wasn't sure if I was just wanting to,how can I put this delicately?-have a big shit or if this was *it*,well in my dream it was it and I gave birth to a girl at 07:28 hpours,which I remember cos I looked at my bedside alarm clock to check!How weird was that,I am sure it means something just hope it doesnt mean anything bad.

Primark

I went today for the first time in ages,I very cleverly arrived early so I could browse around before they officially opened and could park near the door,there wasnt much there really but I managed to get this dress,a bargain at £12 (ignore the bandaged knee!!)

and this black dress that I am going to cut down into a hip length tunic which will look fab over jeans and with Converse,also £12.



Various knickers and socks and a new umbrella as I managed to wreck 2 in one week when it was windy!!

look at Lindsay Lohans fake tan-you'd think with her money she could afford a St tropez spray tan instead of slapping it on herself and making a right pigs ear of it,she must bathe in it for it to be so bad!!!Makes mine look professional!!
Nice shoes though.

mmmm...

I had to take my car down to the garage this morning to get an MOT (overdue-whoops!)and to get some long overdue new tyres at £30 EACH!Thats 4 pairs of shoes that is,or that TS handbag I really want,but I promised I'd get them done after the last MOT and didn't so I suppose I will have to do it before they rot away and fall off whilst I'm driving.I love going to the garage cos all the blokes in there really go for the girly act,it has in the past got me a discount,and 2 free mends of my car,I rarely play the girly card and never at work but sometimes its well worth it.
Also today my DS was being extra nice to me after he acted like even more of a total and utter wanker last night,the prick-if he wasnt a sgt I would have told him to go fuck himself,infact if he keeps on the way he is,he will find out I'm not as blonde as he thinks I am.I escaped the office with a colleague who I thought was a bit weird at first but she has me in stitches with her funny comments,I was telling her about the man who is 'running' the London Marathon in slow motion and as we were going to be in the area I said we might see him,and on the way back we did!So I waved at him and shouted something really clever like 'keep going!!',it was so funny to see him running in slo-mo down a normal road,he was actually doing it and not doing sneaky sprints when he thought no-one was looking!

St George's day

we should make more of this in this country instead of St Patricks day,although I am as guilty of this as anyone.

lazy dressing....

I love this t-shirt from Urban Outfitters,I remember these from years ago when I was a kid-am I too old to wear one?

a rant

I have got to have a rant about my DS,he is pissing me off big time!!!What follows is pure slagging him off,but I'm allowed to as its my blog!

He is overweight,yet has made comments about what I'm wearing looking like maternity wear (see a previous rant about his!)he always comments on what I'm wearing,thinking he's funny when he's not-I mean this man wears light wash jeans that are pulled up high and probably come from a supermarket ffs.I bought doughnuts last week,only because I wanted one and I had to buy that fat fucker one too or I would never hear the end of it,and he was coming out with some comment about 'oh,I hope they're not the cheapo ones',I swear I could have punched the bastard,instead I said 'well if you dont want it!?',this idiot earns way more than I do btw.Then I drags me out for a drink after work last week,and I had told him I was skint until I got paid,he says he'll buy,I order a Magners,which was 'pricey' at £4,and he hasnt stopped going on about it since,he even mentioned it after the weekend,saying I had had the most expensive Magners in London-that,in my books is so crass!I should just give the sodding £4 back if he's that tight.*And* to top it all,he doesnt know what he's talking about half the time-he's very good at looking like he's doing something when really he's filling in the Times crossword,but when you try and pin him down for an answer,he doesnt really give you a clear answer,cos HE DOESN'T KNOW!All his usual team hate him and I can really see why,I know he has to 'supervise' and do other sergeanty things,but compared to the amount of work we all do,he does nothing,also when I have been given a task to go out to some rough,'not police friendly' estate to get a statement,he's happy for me to go alone,even though I am on restricted duties atm but when HE has to go out and od some work 'out on the street' he always makes me or someone else,mainly unlucky me though,go with him!
God I hate him at the moment,I cant wait to get better and get away from him!

Sunday,09:30 hours

and I have already got up,had breakfast,washed up,washed my windows,washed the car!!!

Today I felt totally 'bleurgh'

when my colleague revealed he was dating a sometime colleague of mine,I have always had a bit of a soft spot for him,nothing major,but you know how it is-I just like him; I think the reason I felt so crap was because he is in his early 40's and she is 25-no biggie really,but I felt like he should be the sort of guy I should be with,as I'm nearer his age,but instead he chooses a 25 year old-how can I compete with that?Where are all the decent men?I dont know where I stand anymore,I dont know how men see me,I only seem to attract totally unsuitable men,like the sergeant who pretends not to know my name now-he certainly knew it when he asked me out for drinks way back when I was still being puppy-walked!He is totally devoid of personality and I have never seen him smile-that in itself is a total turnoff for me,but that seems to be my lot,and I dont want that.
I feel a bit cheated by it all,the one guy I have feelings for,inspite of my better judgement,likes me back but not enough to risk getting hurt again,its so unfair,I get teased at work about 'finding me a man',so bloody easy to do when you are secure in the knowledge you are loved isn't it?


Sorry for the downer.

weekly round up.....

How berluddy gorgeous is the weather at the moment??I feel so much happier when the weather is like this,even doing nothing is more fun,and everyone seems to be generally more chilled and sociable-I wonder if I would be like this if I lived somehwere sunny all year round,or would I revert back to my usual self in no time at all?
On Saturday I had to take something back to Chavsville,I mean Argos,so rather than a refund I swapped it for a lawn mower-is that sad?I couldnt wait to get out and mow the grass,I previously only had a manual mower which was a nightmare to use and not half as satisfying,but ultimately I want to re-do my half finished garden (thanks ex-bf!!)with slabs and gravel mixed in with plants,I am forever redesigning the garden and never actually doing it as 1.I havent got any money,2.I cant do any heavy lifting myself,and even the basics are hard atm with my knee still playing up.I want decking at the end of the garden where the shed is at,a winding mix of stone (look) slabs and gravel with tall architectural plants,to give me privacy and a slabbed area to put my table and chairs on nearest the house.I need to pull a gardener.


My only fashion purchase this week was these converse for the bargainous price of £15.

aw,bless my little furry baby!!!

he has had one of these collars on before and its so funny/sad to watch him bumping into things!

Banoffee pie

I am reliably informed that this recipe is a man ensnarer,



You will need:
275g (10oz) Unsalted Butter
250g crushed Digestive biscuits
175g (6oz) Caster Sugar
397g can of Carnation Condensed Milk
2 large bananas
150ml (1/4 pt) double cream,
Maple Syrup
Plain chocolate to decorate

• Melt 100g (4oz) of butter & stir in crushed biscuits. Press into the base and sides of a 19cm (7.5”) flan dish. Chill for 30 mins.

• Place remaining butter and the sugar in a non stick saucepam over a low heat , stirring until butter melts. Add the condensed milk and bring gently to the boil, stirring continuously. Boil steadily for 5 mins stirring frequently, to a make a light golden caramel.

• Pour over the biscuit base and chill for about 1.5 hrs until firm.

• To serve, slice the bananas and arrange most of the over the caramel. Whip the cream and maple syrup together. Spread the cream over the top of the bananas. Decorate the top with the remaining bananas and grated chocolate.

Sidney

aw,my poor little puddy cat-he has a big wound under his armpit,or whatever its called on cats-its always him that is the one who needs to see the vet-the other one has never been and its always either on a Sunday,late at night or bank holiday-I love the little furry boy,but he doesnt half pick his times!!Enivision me tomorrow morning trying to get him into a cat basket.