celebrity big brother

yes,I admit it,I watch it!!!Here's my lowdown on the inmates!!

Jade Goody-I quite like her,she's done well for herself with a mother like that!
Jackiey Goody-can't string a sentence together and is way out of her depth as she has no social skills,and is showing her frustration by being so obnoxious-I think Jade is regretting her being there!!
Jack Whateverhisnameis-whats the point?Big mistake Jade!
Ken Russell -old fart
Shilpa Shetty-quite nice when she lets her guard down,but shes a bit manipulative.
Cleo Roccas-no way she's 45!!!Seems ok though.
Faceman-shame he dont look like he used to in the A team!
Leo Sayer-nasty little weasel-he hasn't shown his true self yet.
Danielle Lloyd-brain dead,is shopping ALL she does all day?
Jo from S club-normalish
H-seems normal compared to the rest!
Thatjournalistwoman-faking it,and probably shitting herself incase it all goes wrong!
Donny Tourette-25 years too late to be Sid Vicious dear.
Jermaine Jackson-almost forgot about him he's soooo boring!

my monthly Primarni visit......

was a total washout!!!I was on the lookout for this dress and promised to pick one up for a fellow bagger,there were none to be seen,I tried on a similar dress but it did nothing for me,I thought about cutting it down to make into a top,but decided against it and to save the £14 and buy something else instead rather than just getting lots of crap all the time.All I got in the end was a black zip up fleece to wear under coats,some hair bands and a cream across the body bag,spending a grand total of £7.50!!Very poor show this month!
Other than that,all I've bought so far is a beige sweater that has gathers at the shoulders,good for 'smart-casual' I have to do at work sometimes!!that was £12.50 Tescos,a cream beret-Miss Selfridge £2,and I have just ordered a black smock dress and a peacock tunic top off the Miss Selfridge site,I am also coveting a gepmetric dress thats instore atm,I am skint though,so its all stuff I shouldnt be buying.

msn

my ex has just popped up on there after unblocking me.What does he want?He blocked me after we had a mini row about 18 months ago,at a time when I was going through some major work stuff that he knew about,and should have understood and I've not heard from him since.We went out together twice and I was totally in love with him,but he was never 'in love' with me,anyway,I moved on etc and eventually saw that it would never have worked out for us (I think)and now he pops up,but I dont think I want to chat with him as he can't see what he did wrong,and he is probably only msning me cos he has split with a gf or something.He has a pic up though and he is going quite bald-he looks different!Still,we had some fab times,like when I skived off work for 2 days and he piloted a helicopter (honestly) and flew me all the way up the Thames,so sexy!!

caught on camera!

My friend just texted me to tell me that *apparently** I am on Westlife's new video.I used to rather like them many moons ago,these days they dont thrill me at all,but back in May when my friend,*lets call her Carolyn*,had tickets off her bf and asked me along too,I went for the free night out,and got captured on camera for ETERNITY!!!
THE SHAME!

Friday at last

I love Fridays,whatever you do its all good isnt it?I have just bought a lovely bottle of Pinot Grigio and I am working my way through it as I type,along with some houmous,tomatoes and cheese and bread from my local Turkish food shop,yum!!

I am currently signed off active duties at work cos I have mashed my knee,and anyone would think sorting out what I am to do would be easy,but no-it seems HR are the same whatever job you do,i.e useless!!Everyone seems to be getting pissed off about it ,but hey,I'm not too happy myself,seeing as I may have crippled my knee (or biscuit as I learnt in cockney rhyming slang today!)and going to the osteo absolutely kills as he does the treatment on it,I cringe at anyone touching my knee at the best of times as it is.

look what I made

Make your own Banner Here!

crap,innit?

got it!!!(see below)

the sales

I popped into Urban Outfitters-nothing I wanted was reduced,thenI went into Topshop which was manic,I didnt see anything in the sale I liked,but I have seen this cardigan online, but its sold out-I wanted it when I saw it irl but thought at the time that £50 was a bit steep for a TS cardi!!Aah,I want it even more now,I am imagining it making me look like this

and this!!!


Miss S had some lovely full price stuff,I saw a cute 70's style dress I liked,and I'd attach a pic if I could work out how to send a sms to my email!!I NEED a sale bargain though!!

gorgeous hair

Lindsay Lohan,I love her hair like this.

I love monkeys!

colleagues,

I could have killed one of mine today,he really did my head in!!I havent worked with him long,but my god he is annoying-he just talks and talks about boring stories that go nowhere and are all about him-he is one of those people who ask you a question but don't give you time to answer before they are telling their own anecdote!

We met at 7am to do some enquiries/observations and straight off he was getting his facts wrong telling me why something needed to be done (I bloody know already) and generally talking to me like I was a retarded 5 year old.Then he was getting in my way whilst I was looking out for my suspect-correct me if I'm wrong,but I need to see the person to arrest them you KNOB!!!

I had hours of this,then I get back to the office and had to listen to EXTREMELY LOUD WOMAN shouting across the office,if I was in charge I'd tell her to pipe down and shut up,but I need to be on my best behaviour for the time being,but I was really near tearing my hair out today.

I have a low tolerance threshold obviously.Oh,and btw,stop bloody calling me WPC,it pisses me off!!!

Marc Jacobs 'Stam'

the more I look at this bag,the more I like it.I saw a girl carrying a brown version the other day,which was lovely and I havent yet gone off this so I may have to have one!Not the real thing ofcourse,but I am sure I can get a decent lookalike from one of 'the' bag sellers,what colour though,I do like the black,but I also am really taken with this colour.

I don't know what she's smiling about....

looking like that is a disgrace!!

my love affair with........

Primarni is well known,so today was my day for my monthly shop and I came back with the following;


a black pinstripe suit-£20,really not bad at all seeing as most suits make me look like a sack of spuds,this will be fab for court!

just realised that the jacket came up as £5,so the suit was £13!

grey tailored trousers £10-lovely fit.

black balloony sleeve top £5 looks much better on and doesnt hang off my boobs!

yellow vintage look t-shirt £3

purple stripe top with scarf £4 or £5

white seamless vest £3,these are so good,I have one in black too.

black thermal style vest £2

tawny blusher £1

black eyeliner with sharpener £1,not sure I can wear black,but its worth a try,I want to do rock chick eyes!

leopard ballet flats £6 for when my others bite the dust!

black and white snakeskin ballet flats £6

4 pairs of knickers,the nice ones too.

the rules of MY blog

if you feel the need to post something nasty,dont be such a wuss and post your id or your name,rather than doing it anonymously,either that or fuck off and don't read it!

I am very bad

I went out last night and got slaughtered,and ended up snogging a friend of mine with whom I have always had a flirty friendship,I feel bad cos he's got a partner and kids but I can't behave myself when I've had a drink or 2 and there is chemistry there.I have got a few male friends,and luckily most of them are gay so its no issue,but I think I only have a couple of male friends with whom nothing has ever happened,like Carrie Bradshaw says in SATC,'can men and women ever be just friends?' maybe not I think,the attraction is sometimes part of what makes you both get on in the first place .

I paid for it last night though,I was so drunk I nearly fell asleep on the train,then walked home and woke up to be sick in the middle of the night!!

Classy eh?Still,I wore my Warehouse leopard dress for the first time and it looked good,managed not to wreck it either.

life isn't all ha ha hee hee...

but sometimes it is!!(btw I am reading that book atm hence title)Last night I found out something about someone who had done the dirty on me a few months ago,major gossip type stuff,and I have been smirking all day about.What goes around comes around!ha ha.

look at these heavenly shoes.......

from Jigsaw,£198!!!HOW MUCH!!?Still,I have the tights already.

David Gest

who would have thought this weirdo would be so funny?I thought he was hilarious,and entertaining,I initially had him down to be annoying everyone and then strop off the show after a few days!

my beloved car.......

now has a dent in the rear door thanks to some wanker who has obviously banged into it,the bastardos!!!I think it is most likely to have been a removal van that was parked right up the arse of my baby the other day,cos I haven't driven it for a world record of a week!I wish I had off street parking,cos although my car is old,it was dent/scratch free when I got it,now it bears allsorts of scars,some of which have been made by me admittedly,I swear I will kill any bastard that goes near my car if I see them!rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!




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