I just nearly got run over by some fuckwit of a cyclist-I was crossing the road and heard someone shout 'heads up!' (wtf?I've never heard that expression before)and this twat comes screeching round the corner at about 30mph,luckily I managed to step back,he cycles off cursing me,so naturally I shout back at him he then cycles back all aggressive,shouting the odds.Well me and this old lady who witnessed this,sent him off with a flea in his ear,after making him apologise and using my special guilt trip technique,not to mention telling him I would call the locals if he persisted in his behaviour,bet he wont be doing that again in a hurry!
This is why people HATE cyclists in London!!
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That is why people hate cyclists anywhere.
Do not cross the road if you don't need to in spain.
We went abroad last year for the first time, it was lovely until we tried to cross the road.
My god, the pedestrians have no right of way...even on the Zebra crossing!
I held on to geoff for life when we crossed the road.
It was terrible.They just drove pass you almost touching you.
Even the police parked on the zebra crossing.
They didn't bat an eyelid.
It was terrifing.
Don't hate me though. I am a police cyclist, and am quite happy to give extra fleas in ears (or just tickets) to these louts.
Basically, they can stand there and take a telling off, or get a £30 ticket for their troubles. Many prefer to have the ticket than my telling off, so I scupper their plans by giving them an extra telling-off WHILST writing out their ticket. They can't leave me when I'm doing that one, or I can nick them. Ho hum, a policeone's life is SOMETIMES a happy one (happy one).
[BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaah!!!!]
trust me Bits-he would rather have had a ticket by the end of it I reckon!!! ;-)
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