Monday, July 30, 2007

Got nothing to blog about

nothing new is happening at the moment for me really,I have even lost my shopping mojo somewhat,I think thats down to the weather though-is it summer or not?The only things I have bought clothing wise the last few weeks have been some totally perfect River Island shorts, all my fashion friends hate RI cos they say everything has glitter on it (it doesn't!),but I like it and their trousers and jeans fit me perfectly and I always seem to find something in there that I love,I also bought a big wooden heart on a vintage looking gold chain in the RI sale for a bargainous £2,how could I not?Oh and a silver knot rope bracelet from Topshop,and that really is all I have bought.
My knee is still not good after all this time,but I think I am going to go back properly at the end of the month whether its ready or not,I can't stand being indoors anymore and one of my fuckwit sergeants keeps saying really helpful things to me like 'oh everyone gets aches and pains,I've got a bad knee'-THE FUCKIN COCK!!Does he think I'm on restricted cos I've got a little pain in the knee?Who is he to tell me about pains,I could tell him about pain-I'd like to see him carry on as normal (MEN LOOK AWAY NOW) if he had MONTHLY period pains and mood swings and not let it effect your work,and thats just for starters!He can talk anyway,from what hear about him (can't say more,cos you never know who's reading!)I think he might be a problem for me when I go back,he's been a bit weird with me since he started dating my friend so I'll have to see what he's like-I am not putting up with any nonsense from him though,sergeant or not.
What else?I am totally loving Arctic Monkeys 'Fluorescent Adolescent' at the moment and Kate Nash's (is that her name?) new song-I love those world weary songs,I tried ages ago to put them on my blog but I couldnt get them to upload being a total luddite.

Now my hairdresser has gone totally AWOL I had to get my fringe cut by a really camp geek hairdresser and he has butchered my carefully crafted fringe,I want my old hairdresser back-that geek isn't coming near my hair again,I could have done a better job myself.What am I going to do?This is how I like it-long and heavy,just out of my eyes.

The only thing going on men-wise is I seem to be attracting attention at the moment from men but I am not being picky when I say they are all unsuitable.Man 1 is the sexy sergeant who has got increasingly flirty and if we can ever get ourselves together at the same time and place,we will hook up-he is very cute and hilariously funny,that will only be a bit of fun though.Man 2 is someone I work with who apparently likes me according to my mate, have an idea who it is and he is not for me,and I wouldnt be for him if he was honest,so thats going nowhere.Man 3 is my sometime partner in crime fighting,he has always been flirty with me and I have always taken it as a joke as has he,but now he says he likes me for real-sounds good but he is with someone and they have 2 young kids,and I don't fancy him.Then,can hardly call him man 4 is a custody sergeant who has always flirted with me since I first joined the job,he is ok not my type really but he has been testing the water recently about going for a drink,and I did think ,if he asks I'll go but then I hear he has been having a fling with some pc he works with!So why the fuck is he chatting me up?Over 2 years as well?Man 5,well I still can't get him out of my head and it makes it worse when he's nice to me,can't bear that.

Sunday, July 22, 2007


Perez posted this on his site saying Nicole of The PCD looked rough-I wish i looked like that when I looked rough!!Anyway,I love the tee and I totally love the outfit here,exactly how I want my 'casualwithanodtofashionandrockchickstylee' look to be.


I was driving back down the M1 when my car just stopped working while I was in the outside lane,I was pumping the accelorater but it wasn't doing anything,so all I could do was stick on the hazards (thanks to the fuckwit who tooted me-hazards mean hazard???) and pull over to the hard shoulder,only there wasn't one just loads of cones cordoning it off-luckily someone had already knocked them out of the way so I managed to get in there and park up until my car worked again.Then I had no problems drivng back into London with my 90's club hits playing full blast (I'm a dreamer anyone?)wonder what that was all about??

my personal DNA

I'm an attentive dreamer apparently.If you haven't already,take this test,its very interesting-I know most people will say 'thats so true' when reading these things,but it really seems very personal to me.Blatantly stolen off GND!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Bill

I don't know why I still bother to watch it when all I say is 'as if!' at everything.If only things were really like that-every person you arrest ,you automatically know their name so you can say 'Joe Bloggs,I'm arresting you.............' and you wouldn't have to bother going into CID cos you'd be given really interesting cases to solve as uniform,and you'd never have to stand on cordons or find that cctv is of crap quality,or do any paperwork.There would be loads of sexy men (like DS Hunter) who don't fart infront of you and think its funny and your uniform would always fit nicely and stay clean and pressed to perfection!

Monday, July 16, 2007

bollock scratching....

as I am commuting now,like everyone else I tend to sit in the same carriage in the same seats and I've noticed this man who is very well dressed in my carriage most nights-he spends the whole journey adjusting himself and looking pained with it,what is he doing that can't wait until he gets home?I reckon he is wearing a corset under his suit cos it looks like he's pulling at something (not the obvious !)rather than having a perv.
Men,why do you do this?

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The new Prince album

I had to buy the Mail on Sunday to get this,but for £1.40 it was worth it!Its nothing new,more like a blend of old and new songs circa 1994 but hey I'm a fan so I liked it.

I really really want to go here

I love monkeys and apes and the work they do here is amazing,there is a programme on Animal Planet all about the monkey sanctury and the owners work-I hadnt realised that Jim had died though.

Dont know how to do a link on blogger,it doesnt seem to do it automatically for me?

Saturday, July 14, 2007

my new love

The best sort of love,one that will never let me down or cheat on me,I present my new Chloe Bay bag-well a 'close friend of' anyway!!Its really heavy though even with nothing in it and I keep knocking into people with it but I love it!

Monday, July 09, 2007

Britains Next Top Model

I love watching this,its not as good as Americas Next Top Model and of course doesnt have the lovely Mr Jay Manuel or J.Alexander,instead we get second rate old lush Paula Hamilton.Who the hell does she think she is?She is a bitch for the sake of it,and she wasnt exactly all that back in the 80's either-she keeps making out she was a top model to the girls who are too young to know better but she wasn't,I only remember her in that car ad,and for being an alcoholic-and Lisa Snowdon??Hello she is only famous for going out with George Clooney as his beard!What modelling has she done,she certainly aint no Vogue model,her face is moon like,infact none of the girls are up to Americas standards,they look like they have all grown up eating chips and shoplifiting!

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Paulo Nuttini,what a wanker!

I used to love Paulo Nuttini,I even have my favourite song of his,'Last Request' as an early morning alarm call cos its so mellow and wakes me up gently,anyway I was watching him on Live Earth and there he is again,just like at Glastonbury bent double on stage gurning and 'singing' in a comedy Scottish accent,and sounding like Steptoe of Steptoe and Son fame would sing if he had ever released a song!He has totally put me off him.Idiot.

Still,I loved Keane,Metallica (!)James Blunt,Madonna the Queen,and the Pussy Cat Dolls,so it wasnt all bad and I saw someone I iknew in the crowd (eventually!).